Well, I have been waiting for Santa to come by on the fire truck for a while now. So I can run my children into the street in the freezing cold to see him, and scare the crap out of S. So I heard him in the area, but he sounded so far away. I had plenty of time to take a shower, N & S were in bed already at this point but I had every intention of ripping N right out of the bed. I would let S sleep, I'm nice like that.
So being that he was so far away I decided to take my time in the shower ( ya know shave legs etc..) Well, by the time I got out he was gone!! Yes, gone! I waited a whole year to freeze my but off outside waving to a fake Santa in the back of a fire truck while he throws candy canes at me......and I missed him. :( I guess theres always next year.